You've probably noticed that a lot of the news lately is quite unsettling. Brock and I have found comic relief through our local police reports. It's quite hilarious to see what our police department here has to deal with. However, I am glad that we live in a very safe community and don't have a lot of really crazy stuff going on.
I will occasionally post some of our favorite reports for your entertainment!
Enjoy!!!
A man called 911 from a restaurant to ask when the snow was going to stop.
There was a report of a stolen vehicle on North Eighth Avenue. The officers found the vehicle on the other side of the parking lot.
A woman called concerned about her husband going "off the deep end" after she found him "making potions".
A woman reported someone had broken into her trailer and her turkey-pastrami was missing.
A man called emergency personnel asking if he had been involved in a hit and run during the weekend. He hadn't.
A woman called around 8 p.m., saying she was tired and wanted someone to pick her up.
4 comments:
hahaha, that is so funny. I can't believe people actually call 911 for stuff like that. The one that really got me was the lady who reported her missing pastrami! Thanks for posting these.
Those are funny. Its like your version of headlines which is one of my favorite 15 minutes of televion. Thanks for the laughs. You are so cute Kim! Love ya.
Old people, we need to do something about them.
Oh, that is so funny! We used to die laughing at the local news and especially the lame anchormen and women. There's a sports guy that looks like he's about 16 and every time he's on he looks like he's about to bust out a huge laugh. Look for him! And yes, the police blotters are ridiculously funny ;) Keep posting! Made us laugh!
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