Comic Relief through funnies

You've probably noticed that a lot of the news lately is quite unsettling. Brock and I have found comic relief through our local police reports. It's quite hilarious to see what our police department here has to deal with. However, I am glad that we live in a very safe community and don't have a lot of really crazy stuff going on.

I will occasionally post some of our favorite reports for your entertainment!

Enjoy!!!

A man called 911 from a restaurant to ask when the snow was going to stop.

There was a report of a stolen vehicle on North Eighth Avenue. The officers found the vehicle on the other side of the parking lot.

A woman called concerned about her husband going "off the deep end" after she found him "making potions".

A woman reported someone had broken into her trailer and her turkey-pastrami was missing.

A man called emergency personnel asking if he had been involved in a hit and run during the weekend. He hadn't.

A woman called around 8 p.m., saying she was tired and wanted someone to pick her up.